Alrighty Then.

School work is finally done, which means I can get back to the things that really matter: blogging to my audience of three.  I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, so let's get right to it, shall we:

- On July 1st, the Mets will pay Bobby Bonilla $1,100,000.  They will continue to do so, every year, until 2036.


- Coachella: awesome?  Yes: awesome.  More to come on this later.


- ShakeWeights: the meme that will never go away.  God I hope it never goes away.


- Even wonder what Van Gogh's Starry Night might look like if it were made of bacon, instead of paint: WONDER NO MORE.

- Are we excited about this?  FUCK and YES we are.


More to come.