I may not have gotten that
carbon fiber toilet seat for Hannukah (thanks for NOTHING, Mom and Dad! God! You never get me ANYTHING!) but my birthday is right around the corner. As such, it is with great feeling that I say to prospective birthday present buyers:
DO WANT. In the grand scheme of things, $462 really isn't
that much.
Funny, I always thought of you as post-modernist.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll just keep up our time-honored tradition of getting you nothing.
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