Was at Bill's last night following physical therapy and the Tostitos Baked! Bite-Size Restaurant-Style Crispy Scoops! BCS Championship Bowl happened to be on. I'm not a big football fan, and I'm even less of a college football fan but I can categorically say that if every team played like the Oregon Ducks I would watch football freaking constantly: they don't use huddles, ever! They use weird-ass placards--that ESPN's finest minds (oxymoron?) can't decipher--to get plays out. They fake punt on literally every 4th down! On every play it looks like they're running a double reverse flea flicker quarter back option; the cameraman has no *clue* where the ball is half the time. It was like watching a football video game played by a 7 year old, like watching a team who's offensive coordinator was on weapons-grade LSD. Sure they didn't, like, win last night, but who the hell cares (people from Oregon?). Also: CARBON FIBER HELMETS.
[Update: Shit is tight!]
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