Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Be prepared to hate.


There's a word you've never heard of, vuvuzela, that you will soon be familiar with.  And you will learn to hate it.  A vuvuzela is a big plastic horn blown at soccer games in Africa, and it emits a constant, painful, borderline-semetic whine.  They obliterate any and all other sounds, from clapping and whistling to the choreographed songs that sound incredible when sung in unison by 50,000 people.  They are a miserable, miserable invention and they should be banned.

You will also learn to hate John Harkes, but that's next level shit.

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