What began, 5 weeks ago, as a small threadbare patch on the inner thigh of my jeans has evolved into a 3-inch wide--and drafty--hole. My once clean shaven face has sprouted a thick man-beard (in fact, it's so thick that a very friendly man pulled up a chair next to me at a bar the other night and proclaimed that I could "almost pass for a bear." Whatever that means!). In any case, tomorrow at 11:50am Berlin time I will (hopefully) board a plane bound for JFK. Thanks for tuning in, y'all.
Here's what he may have meant ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'd say you're an otter ;)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otter