Yes: I'm in Amsterdam of all places. My plans to bum around Asia for a while were foiled when I found that all the cheap flights were of the 26-hour/3-stop variety, so I found a cheap flight here and took it. Also I am exhausted. I did, however, decide that for my next post I'd try out the whole Kerouacian stream-of-consciousness thing. Get it? Cause I'm "On the Road"? [pulls out gun, shoots self]
Ready? Go:
12 hour flight middle seat, man next to me is the only fat Japanese person I've seen since coming to the country. Massive FUPA, wheezing, snorting coughing mess. I'm sorry sir it appears your TV and light do not work and yes the flight is full. "Chicken" teriyaki. Crying baby is Asian and thus cute so I do not strangle. Claustrophobia.
Could be worse. I'm backstage at the second of two "Bill O'Reilly - Glenn Beck, Bold and Fresh Tour" shows we are doing today in Tampa, Fl
ReplyDeleteI don't know where the --- you find this s--- !! At R&N's yesterday and we FUPA-ed it up all afternoon! Amazing how apt that term can be once you learn what it means!
ReplyDeletewell apparently an accurate definition remained elusive.
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