Scent of a Woman?

At Black Mountain last night, and a guy sitting near me, apparently peeved by the bartender's too-flowery description of the Cab Franc, took a whiff of it and proclaimed "It smells like a woman. A woman who recently ate warm apple pie, but is currently peeing. Upstairs, she it toasting English muffins, but the English muffins are Trader Joe's brand, not Thomas's." After several moments of stunned silence he adds "also she is from New Jersey."